Which tasty dishes will our ‘Chef Macchiavello’ cook for us tonight?
Yummy… you can sample many delicious dishes at the ‘Transgenic Trattoria’…
As starters you could try a succulent ‘piovrettelampone’ flan, accompanied by a refreshing ‘hamstermato’
juice enriched with steroids. And this is just to begin… The main courses are cooked following the best fusion cuisine, from our fantastic linguine with ‘melanzorcia’, to our renowned gnocchi with ‘sea pisolini’, or the world famous genetically modified soups of ‘Granny Beppazza’.For our meat dishes we only use genetically improved animals. Our chef personally supervises the butchering of the best sea pigs and the picking of the highest quality sparrow clams. The latest harvest of our flying new potatoes has been awarded the first prize at the International Food Fair in sunny Iceland.
The concept of a Transgenic Trattoria arises from the doubts that each one of us might have when eating a new dish. Where do the ingredients come from? Are they genetically modified? Which food chain has been employed to bring those ingredients to us?The Food Industry lies to us, doesn’t tell us whether the vegetable and animal products we eat have been genetically modified.
We at Transgenic Trattoria do not lie, what you see is what you get! Wev do not lie to our cherished customers. We don’t bother with counterfeited labels and D.O.C.’s. Our Menu offers only the most bizarre and innovative creatures and vegetables. Enough with food allergies, our dishes are 100% hypoallergenic and offer a mild antibiotic action. Our Menu will fill you up and please your taste buds with the futuristic flavours of our patented dishes, prepared with innovative ingredients and cooked according in the best Italian tradition but with an eye to the international fusion cuisine.We have no fear of breaking old taboos, we want to give you the chance to try the flavours of the New Millennium! Close your eyes, relax and prepare yourself to sample the new delicacies chef Macchiavello Macchiavello will through at you. You, the esteemed customers of exclusive the Transgenic Trattoria…